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'T was okay, though I'm honestly very surprised it made it out of judgment.
Not because it's bad or anything, but because it's loaded with clichés and pretty pointless to anyone who's not your girlfriend (which I can make a pretty safe guess is at least 99.9% of Newgrounds).
And I really seriously don't like that song.

Ahwell, it made it, good for you, I guess.

Happy one year anniversary, anyway. For your sake, I hope you'll stay together for quite a bit. =)

zio-nin responds:

Thanks man. Another great review- Present by the kind people of H_Hog, the finest hotel and resort!

[Console allstars 2(Ep 3)]

Yet Another Silly Review

Again with the awesome music. XD
What was that tune you used in the scene with Bowser and Eggman where they had Mina locked up?
Before Shadow got on screen, that is.

...Eeeh? Crimson? I remember her from a webcomic series... I think it was called YASSSC.
Heheh.

And really dude. For once, spell Chaos right please. ;D
Hrm. OK, if that's how Zero wants to redeem himself, I guess that's forgivable... if he can pull it off.

Well, can't wait to see the next installment!
Keep up the awesome work, buddy! =D

[Console allstars 2(Ep 2)]

Hey, nice work, dude!

Unbelievable how much progress in skill you've made since part one. =)
Very nice.
You've gotten a really good sense for the usage of music in your movies, too.
I like the new Intro music, what is it called?

And the music you used in the first plane flying scene. It sounds familiar, but what was it again? =P
You might wanna add a "music used" part to the credits of your movies in the future. It avoids questions like this. ;D

Guh...hey. I have a feeling Zero's about to drop his evil ways....
...NO! BAD ZERO! DIE! PAY FOR THE PAIN YOU CAUSED. >=o

Anyway, off to see the next one now.
Keep up the brilliant work.

[Console allstars FE (KF)]

omgwtfbbq

Last episode huh. Let's see if it's good.
Like before, a "running commentary" review while watching the movie.

SPOILERS, PEOPLE.

Ah, Shadow's a good guy again. Cool. Bit late, but cool.
WHOA LINKIN PARK and a BATTLE.
OMGWTF HYPER SONIC! AWESOME.
And now we hear the first about Sonic being with Sally. Hrm, bit late, now that it's the last episode and all. And she's dead, d'oh. Ohwell.
Ah, Knuckles. Whoa, CHOAS I SENSE CHOAS.
.... change his STATS? This isn't an RPG, buddy. ;D People don't normally say that in real life. "He's definately gotten stronger" would have been better.
...STFU EGGMAN.
Meh, like I said in a previous review... Acronyms work well in regular text, but it doesn't look good in the script of a movie.
But okay.
YAY SONIC SAVES THE DAY LIKE I'M USED OF HIM!
This totally makes my day. This just compels me to vote 5 and all 10s in the review, right there.
Sonic is NO LONGER the wuss he was in the first episodes! WOOHOO.
...Oh shit, no AMY!
....Dahh FUCK, Sonic died. How anticlimactic.
Hm, is it me, or do you have something against Sonic? Getting beat up several times, and now dying... arrgh. Well, death of a hero, I suppose.
Now kick Zero's arse. ;_;
WAAH MORE LINKIN PARK BATTLE.
FASTER TAILSYFOX.... KILL... KILL!
Woohoo! Shadow to the rescue!
...Meh. Mario didn't even say anything? Ahwell.

Good show. Very good. VERY VERY good.
Awesomely spectacular.
Too bad Sonic's gone, but... that's the way it is, I guess.

Well, I should sleep now... I'll watch part 2 tomorrow.
Keep up the good work, buddy. You got awesome talent. =)

[Sonic outtakes(KF)]

Oops!

Accidentally reviewed Console All Stars 2 part 1 instead of this one! Sorry!
See my review over there for this one, ehehe. Sorry for the mixup.
I'll just give all-10s here to make up for it. =D

Too bad reviews can't be edited, dangit.

Yoshiking2 responds:

Cool a 10 is allright by me
Thanks

[Console allstars 2(Ep 1)]

Heh.

OK, outtake-by-outtake analysis.

1st one:
Not really that funny, sorry.
Reminds me of a "Americas funniest home video's" thing.

2nd one:
Better. I used to play Sonic 3 with my friend, and when I was Tails, I would always intentionally drop Sonic as well to piss off my friend. XD

3rd one:
Had me laughing a lot.
"AMY I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY LIFE! No wait I LOVE YOU!"
And the Sonic Team bit was priceless.
NO HEDGIE SEX FOR YOU. ;_;

4th one:
Heh, okay that was pretty cool.
Knuckles almost screwed himself up there with the sex ed. line, though.

5th one:
Bwahaa. Guess Super Sonic ain't that Super after all.

6th one:
HAHAHAHA. OK, I didn't expect that one, but it IS the best time for Eggman to make an attack, indeed.

Nice job.
Started out a bit slow, but quickly picked up in hilarity.

[Console allstars ep6 (KF)]

let's stop wasting time and let's-a-go

I will now review while watching the movie, and give comments step-by step.

YAY icecap.
YAY greenhill.
...what the crap, an emerald up a TREE?
That's.... weh.
And like I feared, Shadow and Ken are turning into some kind of Team Rocket thing. Ha-ha. Losers.
Hey, Ryu. Okay, why did Sonic and Mario just jump into those Hadokens?
OH NO! Amy appeared and disappeared! ZERO WILL PAY.
And now she's back at Tails' place. Hm.

...Hey, it's over already? Kinda shorter then the last ones. Ohwell.
Onto the next one.
Neat job as always, funnier then the last ones, too.
I laughed at the sudden speed-ups of that Final Fantasy song. Awesome. XD

And um... why say "console all stars" is your property, did someone try to steal the name or something?
Anyway, the words "console" "all" and "stars" don't belong to you. Don't hog 'em. ;D

[Console allstars ep5 (KF)]

TAILS KNUCKLES TAILS KNUCKLES OKAY IT'S GO TIME

Bwhaaa.
Everyone knows Knuckles is the better fighter, however, he's gullible and dumb as a brick.
Tails is the smartest and can fly, but isn't the most powerful of the bunch.

Awwww, I wanted to see the catfight. ;D

"knuckles sonic mario Tikal yoshi lets go"
Hrm. "Let's go, people!" would have been a bit better fitting, don't you think?

Tails vs. Zero rematch was well done. Nice job overall.
Checking out the next one now.

[Console allstars ep4 (KF)]

CHOAS CONTROL

Heh. That's more like it.
Still quite ridden with typo's, but better then last one. (Hint: it's Chaos. First a, then o.)

The girl Shadow seems to be looking for now is actually Julie-Su, not Mina. But I'm pretty sure someone else already said that by now, so weh.

It's funny how everyone has suddenly forgiven Sonic and is pretending nothing happened after beating him to kingdom come. Ohwell.
It's better this way, I guess.

I absolutely loved the rematch of Mario and Sonic versus Shadow and Ken.
Much MUCH better then last time, and both sides got plenty hits in, awesome.
The part where Shadow and Ken bumped into eachother got a laugh out of me. ;P

Overall very nice, much better then part 3.
Good sense of music, too. I'm looking forward to seeing the rest now. ^_^

[Console allstars ep3(KF)]

tails help me plz

I hate one-sided battles. =\
Tails was turning invisible and pounding on Sonic like no tomorrow, while Sonic could have easily dodged everything.
It's a mockery to think that Tails'd be faster then Sonic.
Well, unless Sonic was still tired from that battle with Shadow and Ken, but STILL.
He could have at least landed a single punch and tell him to stop.

Aside from that, the battle with Zero was much better. Extra points for that.
Like I said, I hate one-sided battles, I'd like to see the other guy landing a hit every now and then, even if he's supposed to lose. =o

One more thing.
NEVER, EVER EVER use acronyms in movie scripts.
Seriously, God kills a kitten every time someone says "plz", "omg", "wtf", "lol" or any variant of them at all in a Flashmovie.
Please, think of the kittens. Think of the spelling.
It would make your movies so much better if you just take the time to spell everything properly.
It just adds that extra bit of professionality.

Overall okay effort, I'll check out the rest of the movies now. You're allright in making these movies, and I'm expecting you've gotten better since this one was made almost half a year ago.
Allright job. Just try and have a better sense of action and spelling, buddy. =)