HHog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Vs Mario (Parody)]

Muah.

You should have used better Mario AND Sonic sprites.
Right now it seems Sonic is being bossed around by a sad bunch of wiener pixels.
And how the hell did Mario get back together when he got knocked over? Is he the freakin T-1000 or something?
And what made him grow so big? I didn't see a mushroom or anything anywhere.
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So basically, the graphics are pants, there are plotholes you can drive a Semi through, and the only thing that was mildly satisfying was seeing that mangled bunch of pixels getting flushed down the eternal bog of hell.
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o.o

thenightgroup responds:

I can't count how many fuckin idiots don't know that this was meant to be a joke. A parody. An effortless joke. Get a life...

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

First, something about the past reviewers. ^_^

First of all... I would like to say that "eNigmaBass" and "themanwhocouldntsay" are bed-wetting gits, who are probably jealous of movies of this quality. We should all point and laugh at them and their closed-mindedness.

To all the "I wanted ***** to win" people...
....The thing about this movie is that you have to see BOTH endings, you f*ckin' retards. ;P

To all the "***** sucks and is better then *****" people...
*flips the bird* What's wrong about liking both? ^_^
(I prefer Sonic, but I don't HATE Mario.)

OK, my review about the movie itself...

Basically, both versions kicked more ass then anything I've ever saw on Newgrounds before, and that's no lie.
Kudos to both Randy and Rob for making something this spectacular, I was really on the edge of my seat watching both.
Most of my friends at the Moogle Cavern liked this as well, and I hope that that Yoshi movie you're making will be just as great as this one.


And now, my final words: Alex Kidd Rules. ^_^

Randy-Solem responds:

Thanks for pointing stuff out...if you read that one enigmafag or whatever's bio, you'll see he votes 0 on everything. Isn't that nice. About the endings, even when I try to make people happy by including both a Mario win and a Sonic win......I can't win!

[Stick Slayer Episode Four]

The movie isn't particularly BAD....

...Ahem, if I may quote yourself from the messageboard at eskimobob.com...
"Hi, I really like Eskimo Bob."
Yeah, RIGHT! That's why you killed him off in your movie, right? Why use him if...

- you don't have permission
- he doesn't have any relevance to the movie
- he isn't even a stickfigure
- you're just gonna kill him off in 2 seconds?
You could have just asked some other guy to let you use his character, but don't go ripping people off like that. It's just not good.

Thank you for reading this, (depending if you actually DO) and I hope to see more of your work - particularly YOUR OWN work, not someone elses.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

I just went to the Eskimo Bob messageboard after reading your review and I must say I was very entertained by the pleasant things being said about me and my wonderful movie! I strongly encourage anyone to check it out. I don't remember saying I really like Eskimo Bob, in fact I thought I made the opposite clear in the movie. I am so tickled that I caused such an uproar with .45 seconds of animation! If I would have used Britney Spears' face, would I have been guilty of "stealing" her image? HMmmmmmmmm OK I'm done and will say no more about anything.

[South Park vs. Duke Nukem]

FUNNYYYYYYYYY!!!

Even though I'm a big South Park fan, this is a REAL funny and good flash movie. You could have done a better job on Duke's mouth though.

And the part where they say "oh my god they killed Cartman", you could have taken a better Cartman sample. Right now it sounds like he's asking if he killed him.

Good, but could be better.

HackerZC responds:

Yeah, I know what you mean about how it sounds like a question, but I did not make the audio.