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[Eddy's Big Adventure]

Can you say: "Toejam and Earl" ripoff?

Okay, this movie wasn't all that bad, it's certainly better then that neverending song crap.
A few points here:
- Hold your microphone more away from your mouth, every "P" you say is heard 10 times as loud as the rest.
- The story is really similar to the Genesis game "Toejam and Earl". Music-loving Alien(s) crash-land(s) on Earth.

Aside from that, not too shabby.

[The Song that Never Ends]

No good at all.

That farmer thing is NOT a good substitute for Brak, and the horse is NOT a good substitute for Zorak.
Face the fact.
*sigh* WHY must people send in so much crap all the time?

[sss]

This movie sucks.

Don't waste your time here, don't review, don't watch it, don't vote. It's just a billion popup ads and a buncha gay pictures.

[A Boy & His Blob Remix]

Hee hee hee...

Nice remix, Tom. I think the ending sure is a bit more... interesting now, although you did the "door opens, door closes" thing one time too many IMO... Ah well, it's good anyway.

[Stick Slayer Episode Four]

The movie isn't particularly BAD....

...Ahem, if I may quote yourself from the messageboard at eskimobob.com...
"Hi, I really like Eskimo Bob."
Yeah, RIGHT! That's why you killed him off in your movie, right? Why use him if...

- you don't have permission
- he doesn't have any relevance to the movie
- he isn't even a stickfigure
- you're just gonna kill him off in 2 seconds?
You could have just asked some other guy to let you use his character, but don't go ripping people off like that. It's just not good.

Thank you for reading this, (depending if you actually DO) and I hope to see more of your work - particularly YOUR OWN work, not someone elses.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

I just went to the Eskimo Bob messageboard after reading your review and I must say I was very entertained by the pleasant things being said about me and my wonderful movie! I strongly encourage anyone to check it out. I don't remember saying I really like Eskimo Bob, in fact I thought I made the opposite clear in the movie. I am so tickled that I caused such an uproar with .45 seconds of animation! If I would have used Britney Spears' face, would I have been guilty of "stealing" her image? HMmmmmmmmm OK I'm done and will say no more about anything.

[the romh vs zzt]

To quote Psycho W Hedgehog...(psyguy.com)

I like to leave people with the feeling of, 'What the HELL was THAT?!'

I believe this saying goes for you too. ^_^

Pretty damn funny movie!

[Eskimo Bob 13 (EBZ)]

KIIIIIICK ASS!!!!

Eskimo bob 0WNZJ00!!!!
He's...well...he 's cool!
Move over, Sub-Zero, cuz DA ESKIMO IS IN DA HAUS!

[Mr. T vs Cats]

I PITY THE FOO THAT DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE!

This truly is god-like! I laughed my as off when T "threw Cats helluva far". ^_^
I haven't laughed so hard at anything since the original movie by Bad_CRC!